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Mackey stops him. The school authorities merely ask Cartman to apologize to Kyle for giving him HIV, and Kyle to apologize for tattling about it. Angered by this injustice, Kyle ignores Cartman's apology and goes straight to Cartman's house, telling Cartman that he intends to demolish everything he owns and his room.

Kyle and Cartman fly to Johnson's house after gaining free airline tickets by pretending to have "all-over" cancer, because AIDS is too "retro" a disease.

Johnson is sympathetic toward the boys, offering assistance, but is unsure what he has in his house that helps. Upon investigation, Kyle and Cartman find that Johnson sleeps regularly with huge piles of cash in his bedroom, because he does not trust banks; cash eventually proves to have the ability to neutralize HIV.

Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero. Unfortunately, Stan's superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle. Tonsil Trouble. Major Boobage. In a South Park homage to the film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.

Sexual Healing. The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem. Medicinal Fried Chicken. Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana.

Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken back. South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis. Informative Murder Porn. Cartman is horrified and asks them if they're joking to which the doctors explain that they aren't.

The doctors try making Cartman a little less upset by giving him the ice cream they promised. Cartman, understandably, is only further infuriated by this pathetic attempt at an apology and throws the ice cream on the ground.

At South Park Elementary , the boys are briefed of Cartman's disease and told that they should not treat him differently. Upon discovering this, Kyle finds this to be ironic because of all the abuse Eric has inflicted upon him and others over the years and because Cartman constantly harasses Kyle and even laughs about it, much to the anger of Cartman.

Cartman has a benefit concert, but only Butters Stotch and Jimmy Valmer show up, as nobody cares about HIV anymore, caring more about cancer now. Elton John was scheduled to play, but instead had gone to a cancer benefit concert.

Jimmy Buffett plays instead, which angered Cartman even more. The next day, Cartman is talking to the boys about his benefit concert and Kyle once again bursts out laughing at Cartman's expense.

Finally fed up with the laughter, Cartman confronts Kyle about his obvious schadenfreude. Kyle denies that he's finding enjoyment out of Cartman's predicament and claims that he feels sorry for him. Not fooled by the obvious lie, Cartman calls Kyle's bluff and points out that if he felt sorry for him he'd stop smirking.

Unable to contain himself any further Kyle retreats to his house, still laughing. Fueled by the desire for revenge, Cartman burglarizes Kyle's house with the aid of Butters with a syringe of his HIV infected blood, and injects it into Kyle's mouth, giving him the disease as well. Upon taking a trip to Hells Pass Hospital, Dr. Stan and Kyle are being held in the bowels of the Pentagon until they tell the government how they got into Imaginationland. Meanwhile, Cartman simply won't rest until he finds Kyle and gets him to make good on their bet to suck his balls.

Imaginationland Episode III. Inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters engage in the battle of their lives as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces. Meanwhile, Cartman goes all the way to the Supreme Court to get Kyle to pay up on their bet. Guitar Queer-O. Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero.

Unfortunately, Stan's superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle. The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.

Tonsil Trouble. Britney's New Look. When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.